If you pay attention to celebrity gossip then you know that Christina Aguilera has been spiraling downwards recently. It’s a pretty familiar story where celebrities are concerned. She has all sorts of money and just enough power that she can afford anything she wants and what she really wants is to light her brain up with all kinds of arousing things. Getting arrested for public drunkenness seems like a bad thing and she has clearly been packing on the pounds as of late. She doesn’t exactly look attractive in that picture up there, does she?

She’s not selling records anymore and her movie Burlesque was a total flop but the girl with the big voice and the big desire for booze has a new job. She’s a judge on the NBC talent show The Voice! The gimmick is that the judges don’t look at the performers while they sing so everyone is judged only on their voice. Isn’t that wonderful? Of course, the music industry isn’t really about singing at all so it’s pretty silly but it’s nice that they’re trying to be equal opportunity, and everything. It would be nice if Christina didn’t act like such a lush, either.

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