During the happy times of my childhood, i really loved all the parts of the movie “Jaws”, even though there wasn’t such a good equipment for making movies in those times, still the quality and plot were thousands times better than now. That movie was scary, captivating and interesting. Even now when i have some time i look the old parts of the movie.In Hollywiood there is a stupid habit to make new movies on the basis of old ones, and eventually those movies for some reason lose their own sense. My personal opinion is that in ninety percent of remakes, they are not good at all. I can say that plot of this movie doesn’t care any kind of sense, and is one time looking movie, with actors who are not able to play, the only thing i liked about it, was the fact that i watched it in 3D. I thought that maybe i am too old for such movies, but even my sixteen years old brother said that it is bullshi*.

I went to the cinema in order to see the movie “Shark 3D”, i read about it that it will be a horror movie, and that is exactly the reason why i have chosen it, as from time to time i like adding a little bit of spice into my life. But to my negative surprise, it was not even not a horror movie, i can hardly call it a thriller. I dreamed of feeling at least a bit fear, but unfortunately it was not my lucky day in order to do it. I will not open the subject line, as it already is a boring enough movie, the only things i can say is that a few young people went to rest on the lake, and here began bad situations happening to them, the only thing i tried understanding is where the fuck they got a shark in a LAKE? Later i realized that the lake is salted, and the shark got there by three idiots who brought her there in purpose in order to film a movie how shark is eating people. I cannot imagine what sick person would think about something like that. For me it is a non sense.

Honestly speaking I didn’t had very high expectations about this movie, but really wanted to go to the cinema. So eventually after watching the trailer I was expecting to see piranhas and a lot of blood and “ash”, but there wasn’t anything from what I expected. The subject line was simple, stupid and boring, not to mention that from the first moments of the movie I already realized who would be eaten by the fishes in the first place, and who will keep cuddling on the board. There almost none violence in the movie, while stupid moments as much as needed. Like for example the behavior of the sharks, or dog, which half of the movie has spent in the water with those sharks. I think it is no sense. The only not expected thing in the movie has become the story how those sharks have got into the lake, but that was the only interesting thing in it. In general the movie is banal, and doesn’t bring me any kind of emotions, neither positive, nor negative ones.

This is a silly and absurd rip-off "Jaws" with the storyline that recalls "Texas Chainsaw Massacre"… the film is dull and ridiculous with poor special effects. The movie is really bad , but pretends t be a rather serious one.